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FRYS BIO
Hi! My name is Fry Schmitz! I'm a sophmore at NDSU. I am a huge nerd. Last year I got all A's. I'm so damn proud of my self. I'm an EE! I know that that screams huge nerd, well you are right. I got the name fry because I'm a small fry and that is what my friends call me. For all the world to know, I 've never kissed a girl, let alone been intamite with anyone. Unless of course you count the time I drank a beer and got fresh with my last years roommate.
Favorite Bands: N*Sync and Backstreet boys! (No lie, investigtating has found that he has two full albums of these bands on his computer.) For more info goto www.fryisabackdoorlover.com (not a real site)
4-3-2001
Fry- Pumps (Golf course chick) (sorry had to take the link off, it was an April fools day joke.)
3-30-2001
An interview with Fry
Mike - Hi Fry. So we'll get right to it, how many girls
have you kissed in your 20 years?
Fry - I don't like this survey.
What is your greatest accomplishment?
I don't know…
Is it that you are an Eagle Scout?
No… Maybe…. That I work at a golf course and I suck at golf.
What is you handicap?
A lot… I've only broken 100 once.
Was it on Mini-golf?
No.
Where would you like to be in 5 year?
Rich, and own a golf course.
Who is your romantic interest?
I don't have one?
Puddle?
No.
So what's up between you two?
Nothing.
So you are saying that picture is a fake?
Yeah that's what I'm saying, can I have the negative.
No… Do you like beer?
Yes.
What is you favorite?
I got coors in the fridge…. Ina bottle.
Do you fart a lot?
No [Chris- Bullshit you fucking liar. You also talk about puddle all the
time, why do you always have to lie about stuff]
What is your favorite boy band?
I don't have a favorite boy band.
What are your hobbies besides golf?
Practicing for golf… I'm sorry Mike I'm not a good person to interview.
[no shit]
Well thanks for your time Fry I'll let you go.
Good, fuck you.
11.11010.01
This has to be one of Fry's best spazzes to date. Jamie is sitting by the door last night not letting Fry out and Fry gets super pissed and starts freaking out on everybody. Steve chimes in with some killer soundtrack music for this epic battle scene. Jamie suffered a small bloody lip and I have nothing to show for the the few seconds the Fry was going off on me. Enough reading check it out and download it here!!!! (Real Player format) Click on the FRY link.
2/21/01
Here is a cool screensaver that I made. It is Fry in a box.
The box is Steves monitor box. The story is that Fry got into the box, all
by himself, and closed it. All that was left was for us to tape it shut.
We cut him a hole and then he freed himself after we rolled him over a few
times. Hope that you like.
12/12/00
So over the last month Fry has done a few cool things that I can remember. Probably the most memorble would be the night that Fry swore that he would give up drinking. It was a regular Friday night, but the feelings were amongst the roomies was to go out and party. So naturally we all did, except of course for Jamie who, of course was pre-occupied with his new little lady. So we were going around and having a good time at a few places all the while Fry is getting totaly hammered. The first of the memorable events happens at Josh's. When the drukenness hit him, he starts giggling his brains out. Then a chick starts hitting on Fry, joking we hope, and Fry decides that he want to kiss her.
11/1/00 9:31 PM
Check out this comparison of Fry and some chick that Steve found searching the internet. What can I say???
Also...
Okay I was gone this last weekend but I guess I missed out on quite a bunch. A picture was found showing Fry in a truly odd position. Apparently Fry got totally trashed (3 beers) and mistook this seemingly innocent coffee table for his favorite males friends rear. According to Fry himself:"I was just like laughing for an hour straight [and then I saw how attractive I was to the coffee table and I couldn't control myself anymore, I just had to show it how much I needed it]" Everything is straight out of Frys mouth except for the stuff in brackets on which I took a little creative liberty.
10/16/00 9:40 PM
New Picture of Frys wannabe girlfried along with her boyfriend who fry has said time and time again that, "His little puck ass is going down and she is going to come to the real king of the Jungle." Frys Crush
Also fry has also been working out on occasion. He has been slacking his pansy ass off lately but we were able to force him into doing a squat for us the other day. What a dumb ass like anyone would do this for college friends who even have a remote knowledge of how to put pictures on the web. Tard
Okay, Okay best for last. Fry is queer. This picture says it all. Fry Porn
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